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Are We Not Men?

Pilsner Lager - 5.2% ABV - If Society is, indeed, in a state of devolution, then we shall all regress together while we drink this refreshing Pilsner Lager

Fraulein

German Hefeweizen - 4.8% ABV - This German-style Hefeweizen Ale balances pilsner & wheat malts, German noble hops, & a special yeast strain to highlight the distinctive banana & clove flavors that make hefeweizens so tasty. Prost!

Cheaters

NEIPA w/Passion Fruit, Orange, and Guava - 6.8% ABV - Hi, I'm a cheater filled with Azacca and El Dorado hops. When I'm on the job, I like listening to the rhythmic sounds of trash can percussion. I might be a little bit shy because I don't like taking my shirt off in public, but that's no reason to hate me. Try me! I'm pretty good.

Tree Shaker

NEIPA w/ Pineapple and Mango - 8.2% ABV - Breathe in and let the tropical mango & pineapple fill your body with pleasure. Expose your inner warrior and let Tree Shaker help you find your place in nirvana.

SWEET MELISSA

Honey Peach Wheat Ale - 6% ABV - Stand Back! We ain't wasting' time no more, and there's only one way out to find blue sky and trouble no more, an that's by getting your taste of Sweet Melissa.

Chuck Wildberry

Wildberry Wheat Ale - 5.5% ABV - Whether you're up too much monkey business traveling down Route 66 or have no particular place to go, you better B. Goode because you never can tell when that Rock N' Roll music taste for Chuck "Wild"Berry will hit you.

Mr. Oktober

Oktoberfest-Style Lager - 6% ABV - This Oktoberfest-Style Lager loads the bases with German Pilsner, Vienna, and Munich malts. Mr. Oktober knocks it out of the park, delivering a true fall classic beer.

Gatekeeper

Gose Ale w/ Raspberry & Passion Fruit - 5.2% ABV - I am the Gatekeeper of Gose, I will unleash my raspberry and passion fruit flavors upon you as you prepare for the coming of the destructor.

Keymaster

Gose Ale w/Balckberry & Black Currant - 5.2% ABV - I am Keymaster of Gose, Demigod and Minion of the Destructor. Indulge is my blackberry and black currant flavors before you roast in the depths of the sloar.

Sugarfoot

Vanilla Oatmeal Stout - 7.5% ABV - Roasted Barley is matched by a perfect hop combination that gives a slight hint of bittersweet chocolate and coffee notes, topped with delicious vanilla. Smooth and cool as the blues.

SHORT SHORTS

Hard Seltzer - Comes in a variety of flavors. Our Short Shorts will make you go…..Mmmmmmmmm.

Experimental Blonde

Blonde Ale - 4.5% ABV - What do you get when you combine malt, hops, bees and mad scientists? No, not murder hornets. A delicious Blonde Ale that will quench your thirst and haunt your dreams. Cheers!